Do you have Loved Ones who may not be ascended unto Heaven when The Rapture of
Fear not for their souls, for we will insure their delivery unto Heaven.
We are Salvation Guaranteed, a group of atheists who have chosen to remain on Earth after December 21, 2012 to help deliver unto Heaven those who are worthy of ascension, but who have not taken the necessary steps to insure their Salvation.
For just $100 per soul, we will travel to anywhere in the world within one week after The Rapture (saved souls based on a first paid, first served basis) to administer:
1) Confession unto an ordained priest, preacher, pastor, deacon, bishop, minister, cleric, clergyman, churchman, rabbi, imam, ayatollah, bhikkhu, bhikkhuni, shaman, or oracle. These are men (and women) of faith who have chosen to delay their ascension unto Heaven in order to save as many souls as possible before it’s too late.
2) A granting of forgiveness to cleanse their soul so that it may be received unto heaven, even if their physical body cannot be located in the Post-Rapture aftermath.
3) Baptism, or equivalent based on specific religion, if necessary.
4) Last rites, or equivalent based on specific religion, if necessary.
In other words, we will GUARANTEE their delivery unto Heaven so that you may share Eternity with them.
You may ask yourself “How can Salvation Guaranteed travel across the whole of the Earth and save so many souls for only $100 per soul?” The answer is volume.
Your Contract with Heaven contribution is combined with other Contract with Heaven contributions to insure that we have the funds necessary to reach all corners of the Earth and administer Salvation.
For your convenience, we accept payments through Paypal. Simply send your Paypal donation of $100 per guaranteed saved soul to johnburhop@gmail.com. Simply include the full name, full address and country of the soul you want saved in the "special instructions" field when you send your Paypal contribution.
Due to advance planning and preparation of the Post-Rapture pilgrimage across the Earth, we cannot offer refunds for any reason, even if the soul to be saved has died or has been converted. Name changes due to marriage or any other reason will be honored and updated as necessary. Changes of address will also be honored and updated as necessary.
Services will begin on the first day following the beginning of The Rapture, even if it occurs before December 21, 2012 . If The Rapture is delayed, or has been miscalculated, service guarantees will remain in effect for one year after December 21, 2012 . All contracts are null and void after December 22, 2013 .
The beginning of The Rapture is defined as the day when at least one third (33%) of the world’s population either dies or is ascended unto Heaven. All souls are final.
